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hippos-go-rawr: that-nerd-next-door: queenofmanyfandoms: femmejackfrost: talikira: hatefucking: davespritedave: hoechlolly: tehwhovianhufflepuff: imagine-tenthousand: mockinggrass: Go big or go home  So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well. In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot. So I decided to try it alrighty, let’s go one more step i’M ACTUALLY CRYING. fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT. tAKES OUT FAJITA crying omg. IT’S BACK! i’ve forgotten how much i missed this post ahaha oh and i tried it too - cleverbot gave me a flat out “No.” I tried it and got- cleverbot *takes out God*
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nigga-chan: pocket change fell out in the dryer again whoops 
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batreaux:

son. (puts hand on shoulder) you know, sometimes, (puts another hand on your shoulder) life just… (puts third hand on shoulder)

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"Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you." - Deepak Chopra  (via littlemiss)

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